"All lives end, all hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage" -Mycroft Holmes.
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My name is Megan. I like poems, laughing, and my lovely girlfriend. I am a sad person sometimes, follow with discretion.

punk-popsicle:

Weeds is the best

punk-popsicle:

Weeds is the best

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via fake-mermaid)

requested by anonymous

(via thedayofthedoctor)

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

(via seriously-youknow)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

(via fergussonweblogxz)

aoifekawaii:

😂

aoifekawaii:

😂

(Source: cigarettediet, via oda-kirby)

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

(via kearabaggins)

(Source: best-of-memes, via ugly)

thecsph:

Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.

(Source: cannibal-rainbow, via digitaldevilqueen)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via trust)

bittercontender:

My cheeks always go rosy when I have naps - love this

bittercontender:

My cheeks always go rosy when I have naps - love this

(Source: wearealltourist, via daleyprophet)

aloepusher:

"her skin was like chocolate that was the color of her skin. her eyes were also brown, like chocolate, but a type of chocolate that was a different shade of brown than her skin. her hair was as black as very very dark chocolate, and she had beautiful white chocolate teeth. her figure was like chocolate carved into the shape of a person, "

(via digitaldevilqueen)

ryancrobert:

I bet you any amount of money Caleb and Frankie’s exits will have more claps than boos. I fucking bet you. Regardless of how much shit they’ve said. And that infuriates me. Christine was annoying, but she didn’t deserve that. Caleb and Frankie fucking deserved that.