do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
"her skin was like chocolate that was the color of her skin. her eyes were also brown, like chocolate, but a type of chocolate that was a different shade of brown than her skin. her hair was as black as very very dark chocolate, and she had beautiful white chocolate teeth. her figure was like chocolate carved into the shape of a person, "
I bet you any amount of money Caleb and Frankie’s exits will have more claps than boos. I fucking bet you. Regardless of how much shit they’ve said. And that infuriates me. Christine was annoying, but she didn’t deserve that. Caleb and Frankie fucking deserved that.